craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Is ‘alright’ a special Time Lord code for ‘really not alright at all’?

(Source: hiddlesy)

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

(Source: daydreamthoughts)

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

veganprobs:

THANKS I FUCKING WILL

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

(Source: marketwarriors)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for