ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo)

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

I really don’t think we’re going to end racism by joking about it. Like i’m glad that the white liberals feel like they are less racist because they can joke about people who are more explicitly racist but that actually does nothing to help people of color

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

gasmasquerade:

Wow just learned some interesting facts about Two Chainz. What an inspiration!

"Tity Boi played basketball at Alabama State University in Montgomery, Alabama. 2 Chainz then transferred to Harvard where he graduated in two years with a 4.0 gpa, Majoring in Computer Science and Software engineering. He graduated with Phi Beta Kappa honors. Impressed by his talent, Bill Gates recruited him as project manager for the developing of a new Windows software. The following year, Windows XP was released and revitalize an ailing company in Microsoft. He got a job at apple because Microsoft sucks. Unsatisfied with his working environment at Microsoft, he then joined Apple as co-developer in its Mobile phone project code named "Artemis" which was soon to be know as the Iphone. Steve Jobs in his 2011 biography describes the experience as "Invigorating! It was like Einstein discovering the formula or Newton discovering gravity. He is an absolute genius". Bored with developing software, 2 Chainz quit apple after the release of the Ipad, his final project with the company. He returned to rap with the playaz circle" (x)

Jaime likes pie now.

(Source: brienneoftarth)